Thursday, November 29, 2007

Somewhere Roy White Sheds a Tear

According to the New York Daily News, Mitt Romney has recognized the true locus of evil in our society: “I have to tell you that like most Americans, we love our sports teams and we hate the Yankees,” quoth the Mittster. I believe that is now the most unequivocal statement that Romney has made in his entire campaign.

My chances of voting for Romney have now risen from zero percent to ... OK, it's still zero.

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