Crawling across my computer screen yesterday was a headline reading: "Mickey Rourke Arrested for DUI." This belongs on the list of perennially unsurprising headlines along with:
"Cheney Remains Mum on Role in U.S. Attorney Scandal, Torture Decisions, Government in General"
"New Roxette Single Trite, Inexpressive"
"Hillary Clinton Does Something Trivial but Mockable"
"Yankees Sign Aging, Overpriced Player; 'This Won't Win the Series for Us,' Says Cashman"
"JM J. Bullock: Still Looking for Work"
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