Thursday, April 26, 2007

I Fought the Law and I Won

A 26-year-old man tried to get on a plane in Little Rock this morning with a loaded Glock in his carry-on bag, and another clip of ammo as well. The airport was shut down immediately and the man faces arrest on charges of attempted terrorism while the FBI searches through the numbers on his cellphone to see who he might have contacted in the past few days....

No, wait! It was the son of a prominent Republican, so he surely meant no harm by anything. He was fined a hundred bucks, and they all had dinner at Elaine's.

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