Monday, January 21, 2008

Mickey Rivers Also Endorsed Someone, but No One Could Figure Out What He Was Talking About

Undaunted by the crickets-like response to Bill Richardson's securing the endorsement of Luis Tiant for his presidential bid, Rudy Giuliani, America's mayor, has received the backing of Yankee centerfielder Johnny "Looks Like Jesus, Acts Like Judas, Throws Like Mary" Damon.

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