He's Scared and He's Thinkin' That Maybe He Ain't That Young Anymore

If you are a man, and you get older, one of two things can happen to your hair: It can turn gray, and it can fall out. Or both, but at least one of them will happen. To quote Cuba Gooding Sr., there's no exceptions to the rule.

So when you see someone like Bruce Springsteen, who turns fifty-eight years old next month, with a full head of dark hair, you can be sure something artifical is going on. In Springsteen's case, it's obvious that what happened is that he asked Patti to spray his head with a can of Rust-Oleum.