Monday, March 19, 2007

Rock Rule No. 161a

The corollary to the rule that bands named after geographic areas sacrifice critical respect for hits is this: Generally, the larger the landmass, the worse the band is. Thus Boston is better than Kansas, which in turn is better than Asia.

The only way that Asia could be worse is if they merged with Europe to form a superbadgroup called Eurasia.

1 comment:

Pike said...

You continue to insult Gondwanaland, and that ain't right.