Friday, July 18, 2008

'Dark Knight': Possible Spoiler Alert

The crack OPC research staff has uncovered some apparent clues to the plot of The Dark Knight, the new Batman movie that's opening today. Evidently, the film takes place around Christmastime, and portends a poor hygienic regimen for Batman as well as mechanical problems for the fabled Batmobile. The cryptic description we found reads as follows (avert your eyes if you plan to see the movie):

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
And the Joker got away

Apparently this film is all a setup for the sequel, in which the Joker takes ballet. We'll keep you posted.

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