Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Rocket From the Scrip

I don't know if you guys read the comments on here or not, but I felt this one was good enough to deserve its own post. Someone calling himself Rocket of Oz -- probably an alias -- had this to say about the Yankees all deciding to become friends of Dorothy:

Oh, I'd be tough and I'd be trouble
With an arm like ol' Carl Hubbell
And a brain like Oil Can Boyd's.
I'd be sly, I'd be sporty,
Winning Cy Youngs after 40
If I only had the 'roids!

I might pitch forever like Satchel,
No need to do it natch'l -
A fate that I'd avoid.
I could outlast Sabes and Gooden,
hit Piazza with something wooden,
If I only had the 'roids!

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