It was weird watching Dan Quayle walking in as part of the line of dignitaries. I had almost forgotten that the gentleman from Indiana had once held a central role in our nation's governance.
For a second, the light playing across President Carter's face made it look as if he had grown a goatee. That would have been awesome.
Carter is in much better shape than President H.W. Bush. That's not so surprising; Bush is actually older than Carter.
Hey, Sasha and Malia, don't you have school today?
Everyone who really believes that Dick Cheney is in a wheelchair because he hurt himself moving boxes, raise your hand.