Saturday, April 4, 2009

I Just Wanna Stop Gino Vannelli

The irrepressible Mark Lerner, who is just full of fun and games, has suggested another little amusing diversion for us in the comments to On and On. It's a game called "A song, a singer, a sentence," with a variation called "A singer, a song, a sentence." The challenge is to come up with a singer and a song that combine into a sentence, such as, as Mark suggests, "Blow Away George Harrison."

Other contributors have already made suggestions in the comments to that thread. Here are some that I've come up with:

I Do Lisa Loeb
The Marvelettes Please Mr. Postman
The Beatles Can't Buy Me Love
I Need to Know Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
J. Geils Band Must of Got Lost
I Hear You Knocking Dave Edmunds
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough Michael Jackson
I Can't Go for That Daryl Hall and John Oates
You Can Make It If You Try Sly and the Family Stone
Keep a-Knockin’ Little Richard
Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit
Let’s Get It on Marvin Gaye

Some of these aren't quite sentences, but I thought they were funny anyway:

Fastball out of My Head
Vienna Calling Falco
I’m Henry VII, I Am Herman’s Hermits
Sometimes When We Touch Dan Hill

12 comments:

  1. OK Go 1000 Miles per Hour
    Bulls on Parade Rage Against the Machine
    The Eagles Take It Easy
    The Raconteurs Salute Your Solution
    The Police Can't Stand Losing You
    Suddenly I See KT Tunstall
    Beds Are Burning Midnight Oil
    The Killers Read My Mind
    She Said, She Said the Beatles
    All My Heroes Are Weirdos!!!

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  2. Richard Marx should've known better.

    Why Yoko Ono and the Plastic Ono Band?
    (What do the rules of this game say about added punctuation?)

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  4. My sense is that adding punctuation makes it too easy. You can add a comma to any existing sentence that's a song title and make it work.

    Have I Told You Lately That I Love You, Van Morrison?

    Tell Me Something Good, Chaka Khan.

    And so forth.

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  5. The Rolling Stones Miss You
    A3 Woke Up This Morning
    The Gentrys Keep on Dancing
    Village People Can't Stop the Music
    I Will Follow U2 [groan]

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  6. Dexy's Midnight Runners come on Eileen.
    She bangs Ricky Martin.

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  7. I Wish I Was a Girl Counting Crows
    Red Hot Chili Peppers My Friends
    Yes It Can Happen
    I Did Patty Loveless
    Russians Sting

    I'm enjoying this.

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  8. Marvin Gaye Ain’t That Peculiar
    The Everly Brothers Let It Be Me
    Don’t Stop Believin’ Journey
    You Oughta Know Alanis Morissette

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  9. The Who Won't Get Fooled Again
    Coldplay Lost!
    Stevie Nicks the Highwayman
    The Academy Is... Down and Out
    Bruce Springsteen Ain't Got You
    She's My Mrs. Right Said Fred

    Tip o' the chapeau for "Marvin Gaye Ain't That Peculiar" -- made me laugh out loud.

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  10. Clearly, Mark Lerner wins this round with that "Come on Eileen" line.

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