Monday, July 28, 2008

Naming Names

I've been thinking about musical nicknames lately, and how just to earn a nickname seems to require some sort of legendary stature in the field. It's not like baseball, where scrubs like Tarzan Joe Wallis and Shooty Babbitt can carry around great handles. You've practically gotta be James Brown to get a great nickname as a musician.

So I decided to compile a little dictionary of nicknames, and of course I could use your help. I'm talking about full-blown epithets here, not weak sauce like "Keef" or "Moonie." Here's a handful:

The King: Elvis Presley
The Killer: Jerry Lee Lewis
The Genius: Ray Charles
The Godfather of Soul: James Brown
The Queen of Soul: Aretha Franklin
The Man in Black: Johnny Cash
The Tycoon of Teen: Phil Spector
The Big O: Roy Orbison
The Bard of Hibbing: Bob Dylan
Van the Man: Van Morrison
The Twelve-Year-Old Genius: Stevie Wonder
The Thin White Duke: David Bowie
The Boss: Bruce Springsteen
Slowhand: Eric Clapton
The Ox: John Entwistle
The Motor City Madman: Ted Nugent
Little Miss Dynamite: Brenda Lee
The Paul McCartney of Cleveland: Eric Carmen

Who else? I'm sure there must be plenty. Consider this a homework assignment, since I'm traveling for most of the next two weeks, and posting may be sporadic. It's kind of a shame, because we've been setting records here, with over 500 hits each of the past two days after an apparently very popular jazz site linked to my Hiram Bullock obit. Let's hope we don't lose that momentum.

Guest posts are always welcome, by the way. Send them c/o the author.

22 comments:

  1. Here are a few additions:

    Bonzo: John Henry Bonham, drummer Led Zepplin
    (not weak sauce here)
    Okie from Muscogee: Merle Haggard

    Prince of Pop: Michael Jackson

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  2. The Lizard King: Jim Morrison
    The Pearl: Janis Joplin
    Stevie "Guitar" Miller
    Master of the Telecaster: Albert Collins

    It's tough to come up with someone from the Cenozoic Era.

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  3. The King of Pop (Michael Jackson)

    The Artist Formerly Known as Prince (Prince)

    Also, that glyph for Prince might count.

    "The Singing Brakeman" (Jimmie Rodgers)

    Is "Okie from Muscogee" really a nickname for Merle? Seems to me it's just a song title (and of course, he's not from Oklahoma, but then neither is John Entwistle an ox)

    Is "The Hardest Working Man in Show Business" also a nickname for JB, or is that just my imagination?

    Satchmo. Actually, I think once this gets opened up to jazz, there'll be no end to it.

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  4. Sorry, some more:
    "The Texas Troubadour," Ernest Tubb

    "The King of Western Swing" Bob Wills

    (So many kings!)

    "No-Show Jones" George Jones

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  5. The Jesus of Cool: Nick Lowe.

    The Material Girl: Madonna.

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  6. Van the Man is also known as the Belfast Cowboy.

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  7. "Ol' Blue Eyes" aka "The Chairman of the Board" aka "The Voice": Frank.

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  8. And Mel Torme, the Velvet Fog. Which I never really got.

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  9. I've heard The Police referred to as "The Thin Blue Line."

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  10. Crosby. "Der Bingle." (Hey, "der" is "the.")

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  11. John Mellencamp: The Cougar
    Freddy Mercury: The Godfather of Galileos
    Dennis De Young: Kilroy
    Bob Dylan: Terry, Timmy, Bobby, Zimmy, Ray Jay, Ray, Captain Kidd
    Paul Simon: Al
    Mick Jagger: Lucifer
    Ronnie Van Zandt: Mr. Breeze
    Donald Fagen: Deacon Blue
    Steve Miller: Maurice
    Whitney Houston: Not Susan

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  12. Ringo: Richard Starkey

    Sometimes we miss the most obvious choices.

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  13. Also "Wepeel" from the same song.

    Debbie Harry: Anytime

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  14. I remember reading that John Mellencamp used to revel in the nickname "Little Bastard."

    Apparently someone from his record label called him that (not to his face, I don't think), and he took to it.

    Speaking of diminutives, let's not forget Little Steven (Van Zandt), formerly Miami Steve.

    Or how about Jeff "Skunk" Baxter, snazz guitarist-turned-nuclear defense analyst?

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  15. many LOLs here... Jonas... Anytime... Skunk!

    Tony Bennett: Irresponsible
    Otis Redding: Mr. Pitiful
    Dion: The Wanderer
    Alice In Chains: The Rooster
    John or Paul--fight it out, you two: The Walrus
    Sammy Davis Jr.: The Candy Man, although Jerry Garcia claimed this one too. Fortunately the two men never met, or there would been a very slow and awkward fistfight.
    Snow Miser: Mr. White Christmas, Mr. Snow, Mr. Icicle, Mr. Ten Below
    Heat Miser: Mr. Green Christmas, Mr. Sun, Mr. Heat Blister, Mr. 101
    Gene Simmons: Dr. Love
    Courtney: Miss World

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  16. Johnny Griffin: 'Little Giant'

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  17. Scott 'Ragtime' Joplin
    Joe 'King' Oliver
    Ferdinand 'Jelly Roll Morton' LaMenthe
    Gertrude 'Ma Rainey' Nix Pridgett
    Charles 'Buddy' Bolden
    Luckyeth 'Lucky' Roberts
    Thomas 'Fats' Waller
    Willie 'The Lion' Smith
    Louis 'Satchelmouth' Armstrong
    William "Count" Basie
    Edward "Duke" Ellington
    Ben 'The Brute' or 'Frog 'Webster
    John Coltrane 'Trane'
    John 'Dizzy' Gilliespie
    Charlie 'Bird' Parker
    McKinley 'Kenny' Dorham
    Miles 'King of Cool' Davies
    Eddie 'Lockjaw' Davis
    Julian 'Cannonball' Aderley
    Oscar 'Maharaja of the keyboard' or 'O.P.' Peterson
    Jeff 'Tain' Watts
    Donald 'Duck' Harrison

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  18. B.B. King: King of the Blues
    Steven Tyler: Lord of the Thighs
    Paul Stanley: King of the Night Time World
    Gene Chandler: Duke of Earl
    Roger Miller: King of the Road
    Pam Tillis: Cleopatra, Queen of Denial
    Lil Kim: The Queen Bee
    Adam Ant: King of the Wild Frontier
    Run-DMC: Kings of Rock
    Sting: King of Pain
    Sir Mix-A-Lot: Chief Booty-Knocka
    John Phillips: Wolf King of L.A.
    PJ Harvey: King of the World
    Whitney: Queen of the Night
    Michael Flatley: Lord of the Dance
    Brenda and Eddie: King and Queen of the Prom

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  19. Are we really ready to call Heat Miser a rock star? Snow Miser, I'll grant you.

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